“You cant be late until you show up”
"A good teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary." --Thomas Carruthers
"No more ryhming now and I mean it!"
"Anybody want a peanut?" -- The Princess Bride
"When all is said and done, more is said than done."
"At any given moment, you are older than you have ever been." -- Michael Bechtel
"...if you are already treading water, it doesn't matter how deep the water is..." -- Michael Bechtel
"Are you so unobservant as not to have found out that sanity and happiness are an impossible combination?" -- Mark Twain
"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize your not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back."
"OK! No problem!" ... snap ... "PROBLEM!!!" -- Babar
"Talent only takes you so far..." - R. M.
"It's unfortunate that a hug doesn't solve all of life's problems." - R.M.
"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." -- The Princess Bride
"Everyone has the ability of making someone happy, some by entering the room, others by leaving it."
"You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles." -- The Princess Bride
"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?" -- Dr. Seuss
"Whatever you are, be a good one." -- Abraham Lincoln
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." -- The Princess Bride
"You're never too old, too wacky, too wild, to pick up a book and read to a child." -- Dr. Suess
"What day is it?"
"It's today."
"My favorite day." -- Whinnie the Pooh
"Hold it, hold it. What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports? Is this a kissing book?" -- The Princess Bride
"You know your in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." Dr. Suess
"We are all a little weird and life's a little wierd, and when we find someone whos weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in a mutual weirdness and call it love." Dr. Suess
Well, that's all for now!!! However, I know I could come up with a billion more. :) So here's some Piazzolla to make your day better!! :)